nine words women use

It's already 5pm and i'm still here wide awake past my sleeping time. i work the graveyard shift so 10am i should be in bed already. But here i am still awake so i decided to open my laptop and checked on what's going on with the market. dow jones industrial average was down 190 points i think. i forgot the exact number. but i don't worry about what's going on with the market right now. A lot of people are panicking and don't know what to do with their retirement funds. For me I'm not retiring in the next couple of years so i hate to say this but the correction in the market is an advantage for us who has a decade or two before we retire. funds are so cheap right now that you can buy more funds with the money you are contributing with your 401-k.

so much for that, i really don't fell like discussing the market. what i would to put in my entry right the e-mail that was printed by somebody and brought it to work the other night.

nine words women use
1. Fine: this is the women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.Nothing : This is the clam before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Argument that begins with nothing usually ends in fine.

4.Go ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

5. LOud sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 fot the meaning of nothing)

6. That's ok : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's ok means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (i want to add a clause here- This is true, unless she says "thanks a lot"- that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do not says you're welcome..that will bring on a "whatever"

8. Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying &%#$ you

9. Don't worry about it, i got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong?". for the woman's response refer to #3.